Dear Santa, you don't need it anymore, so could I please have your list of naughty boys?
Meeting my favourite footballer
- Me: Will you sign this?
- Him: Yeah sure!
- Him: Wait what is that?
- Me: Marriage certificate..
- Him: Wait, but I-
- Me: SEE YOU AT HOME AT 7 FOR DINNER AND SEXY TIMES!
- Bwahahaha! Mom, I've done it!